You have to get a kick out of this from tonight's news. A man robbed a bank branch today. He went in, took a number and stood in the queue and then, when it was his turn, he pulled a gun and took some money.
On the news the police put out a description of him.
Chubby male between 40-50
175 cm tall
Dark grey jacket
Black Adidas jogging pants
Dark wool hat and black sunglasses
Black ladies bicycle.
Apparently he rode away from the bank on the bicycle, outrunning the bank employees who ran after him.
There were no children on the bicycle.